boring day
today was one boring day... spent the whole day on the com. blog-surfing, playing Pro Evolution Soccer, meddled around with some funny software... and of cos, i attempted to do my "shu ping"! :P so i have completed about 1/8 of my "shu ping" and 2 leagues in Pro Evolution Soccer! yay. supposed to go to the library with Yin Rong today to get the books for lit today. but din due to the heavy rain. so will be goin tomorrow instead.
haiya. wish to complete shu ping by tonight, by hook or by crook. no time liao >.<
looking forward to next week. CD Camp.. will be skipping a few days of lesson. my cousin's wedding, and *cough*!
ciao
congrats, RSS
went back to RSS today... PSLE results!
the PSLE results this year are indeed commendable... yay! for the second year running, we have 100% passing! wo0t! and 52 pupils will be eligible for the Special Stream; an increase from 32 in the year 2004(our batch). so well done to this year's P6 batch! =D
sigh, holiday homework. barely started on them... damn.
class outing
went for class outing today. well, it's not exactly a class outing, with only 1/3 of the class present. sad. faced some problems initially. mixed up SB and GV. to keep the long story short, we watched the 11.15am show at SB instead of the 9.50am show at GV. i felt the graphics were not as good as the digital one. huge difference. yes, cBw, HUGE HUGE difference.
this time round, i watched it in the perspective of a person who have not read the compendium of books. hmm, and i found it rather interesting! =) but the part where Barty Crouch Junior was undergoing interrogation after being fed Veritaserum was too brief and rather understandable. apart from that, hmm... GOF was pretty captivating. for those who did no t understand it, do read the book. it's fantastic!
then we went ice skating. injured my tailbone. >.< it was great fun though! wish to go again next week! =) nebody interested?
all rite, gtg now. going to Pizza Hut for dinner to celebrate my mum's b'dae! Happy Birthday mama!
haha
Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava Fangirls shriek and run away Obi-Wan said that he once loved ya Don't you think he might be gay?
Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava Obi flies to higher ground Features messed up more by Java Anakin is asthma-bound.
Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava Cannibals smack their lips in joy 'Cause he's roasted, good to eat, ya? What a funny little boy.
Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava Now he's known as Vader dude He is evil, muahahaha Vader's got real attitude.
Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava Padme asks if he's okay Tiny twins don't know their papa Star Wars 3 came out in May.
Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava And this poem doesn't make sense It doesn't make much dollars eitha And the rhyming's kind of dead.
>.< tt's all for today....
Find more amusing Star Wars parody poetry on http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2407091/1/ There's 'Anakin Skywalker Burnt By Lava' and 'Revenge of the Sonneteer' (a take on Yoda's warped speech pattern). Plus the author has more Hitchhiker's Guide stuff, and more versions of the Llama Song (Harry Potter, Matrix, H2G2, etc.) Very funny. Check out.
more!!!
The Llama Song - Yoda Style!Here's a Yoda There's a Yoda And another greenish Yoda Fuzzy Yoda, funny Yoda Yoda Yoda duck Yoda Yoda swampy Yoda Jedi spaceship Force robe Yoda Yoda Yoda short dude Yoda Yoda Yoda duck He was once a Jedi Used the Force a lot But he never could see much 'Cause he was kind of short Yoda talks real funny But he fights real well Though he isn't very tall That much we can tell. Did you ever see a Yoda Lift an X-Wing with Force Yoda Yoda fight Count Dooku Yoda Yoda Yoda duck Half a Yoda, twice a Yoda Not a Yoda, dead now Yoda Yoda Yoda on Dagobah Yoda Yoda duck Where did Yoda go now? He just disappeared Luke is Leia's brother George Lucas has a beard May the Force be with you That's what old Ben said Episode three's out in May Star Wars is not dead. THE END.
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here's another
REBATE OF THE SIPWarning: Contains Singlish spoilers.Everyone should enjoy Star Wars Ep 3; Even the ah bengs. I got a lot of good responses from the Ah Beng version of the Architect's speech from Matrix (I think brown post up for me- i dunno how to trackback, sianz). So here’s a ah beng friendly version of the events of the movie. Warning contains singlish spoilers.XING XING SIO PA: LUMBER TWEEREBATE OF THE SIPHESPISODE TWEE:(slanted text)Now suma lang sio pa. ok bian kong liao. Kwa hee!SPECIAL EFFECTS START LIAO:The separatists (Chope for trivia: Last time Singapore also separatist leh) with the lobot ahmy fight against the clone war. Clone means all the army one kind one (Chope: SAF also dem one kind one). So fight lor. All mobilize. Open mob, silent mob, simi gui ya mob. Golden banana, flying shoe, all mob mob mob. Even the navy ship mob until become robot and fight on land. Who fight at water after that I also dun know.So Kopi One (is it because he like to go to coffeeshop and shout “Kopi one, uncle! Kay Kopi ok? Kopi one kay kopi!” – actually he can order Kopi kao but Gwai Lang Gone neber teach properly- blame MOE). So he fly with Aneekin (in hokkien mean “Wah, so fast” coz he grow up so fast- win the girl growing up speed). So the two jedi fly and fight the lobot to rescue some Minister Xi Dee Us. Actually now he is call Chancellor coz now got chance.So fight lor. Then fight General Grevious. Is this robot that always cough. Maybe smoking too much. I dunno. Got hi tech si mi sai until whole body robot but never fix his cough (these clinic sometimes luan luan jo one). So I think he call General grevious coz he is like Generally grevious lor. Everything also must replace until robot and then only small part is still natural type but EVEN THEN also kenna cough. LLPL right? Like dat also I will sure turn to dark side one. Where got meaning?So they save the minister lor. Then go back to spacedock and Aneekin quickly secretly meet with his secret wife out in the open. Sometimes Aneekin do things too kin liao. Scully hor lang kwa- si ah! Bway jai si, ji kor! So he meet with his secret wife (not PRC one- real one). His wife is princess ah mei da lah (translated means “smack my beeeatch up”. So ah mei also got the donut hair (she very fashion one).Ah mei say she going to sae kia. Ask how like dat. If cannot tell gahmen means no rebate leh. Aneekin say “bian kia, lim peh kao tim” (but actually he say only lah. I think he also blur liao, can see his face kan cheong).At night Aneekin cannot sleep properly. He stress until bway tahan. Go out to nice service balcony. Moral of this part of the story is: rich pipple also got pawblem.Next day Aneekin meet the minister again. Minister say- want to promote him. Maybe like nominated MP or backbencher type position. Wah good lor. If become minister then maybe can vote on pay rise – of course sure vote yes lor.Later Jedi council say why minister luan luan lai one. Anyhow suka suka appoint him to council. Then jedi council jo simi sai liddat. Tng choo ah? Jedi say ok lor, you join council but dun expect to be promoted to Jedi master. We all got standard one ok?Aneekin also bway song. Basket. Where got “council but not master” tai ji one. They also suka suka one. Basket. Some more ask him to spy on minister. Siao ah. Wait kenna ISD call for tea leh.Later Aneekin go and find minister again. Minister at theatre see show (look like Serk De So Leh). Minister say last time got one super dark side master can even make dead people come back to life. I think true. I mean, some minister very powerful one leh. If mother comprain to minister, can get son out of the Clone army one. Keng king some more.Meanwhile Kopione go to find the asthmatic robot (maybe his name should be George Mucus HAHAHAHAHA …ahem). So he ride this noisy lizard shouting all over the place until go straight into the pai lang HQ. but lucky this lizard also tactical one. Not even fart while waiting. Good leh. So Kopione fight and shoot the robot’s heart lor. You see? Save money until – most important part of body neber protect. I mean $5 more get some cheap Tupperware at pasha malam to at least cover up lah.But Aneekin also find out this minister is actually Daaf Xi Dee Aas (Daaf Dying Kid Backside) and then no choice have to report police (jedi police). So Mace come to arrest him but scully Mace Window crashing thru the windu. Why the minister place so windy when Aneekin condo balcony so open one? Siao weather. But now the minister face kenna his own electric shock (PUB bill sure very high one, all ten fingers chuut tian leh)So Aneekin also give up lor. He go to kill all the chow jedi. After that, the library all full of See Ghee Nah. Terok ah.Meanwhile, the minister go to parliament and ownself give promotion to Emperor (like last time in china). How can minister anyhow give himself promotion and create new position? This george lucas so unrealistic. These kind of thing never happen in real life one. Never. Never ever never. Where got right?So Yoda (ie Mr Miyagi but shorter and longer ears but also go to gym a lot I think), yoda go and fight with minister. Minister anyhow throw things at him. If not minister, sure kenna fine for killer litter one. But what to do. One eye close.So Kopione go and settle with Aneekin at Mustafah Shopping Centre (even during volcano eruption, still open- got standard leh). So they fight and in the end Aneekin kenna burn at Mustafah (maybe coz he is tourist there so kenna burn?).Lucky Senator Bail Organizer come in to organize a bail out the last 2 jedi and the princess. In the end, the princess got twins (how come the Gynea droid never do ultrasound scan? Wah lau eh). Maybe one baby use the force "I am not the baby you are scanning for" and bluff the ultrasound nurse. But only 2 kids, not 3 so no baby bonus. So sad until she die. Wasted. Dunno if got medishield.So senator take the girl coz he say his wife want girl. So he take girl back and tell wife, “Eh lau puo, you know you wanted a zha bor kia right? Eh i got one free leh. No need to queue. Senator mah. I told you gahmen people got spesure one. Oh by the way the zha bor kia probably got a lot of mady chlorine coz she is the kid of the most powerful evil pai lang in the galaxy and just killed almost all the jedi. Cute right?”Then the boy they take to Tattoo Inn and let his uncle and auntie look after. This couple very clever one. They will secretly hide him but will still keep his surname which just happens to be the most powerful pai lang in the galaxy. Maybe skywalker surname very common like Tan like dat. If call Luke Tan also I dunno is my kid or not.So Aneekin burn until chow ta so chow ta wear black lor. In the last part, we see they all building something big. Its big and will take years to finish. When its finish it will bring terror to some and power to others. Yes, they all building casino. What to do? Gahmen is gahmen.ZHONG (that mean finish liao)
(i found the last part really clever)
Star Wars jokes?
heh.... found some jokes and parody poems abt Star Wars Episode 3 from http://capslocked-.blogspot.com. i find them absurdly amusing.
ALTERNATE SCENE: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: LUKE's LIGHTSABRE DUEL WITH VADER A furious lightsabre duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks round, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.
DARTH VADER: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father."
LUKE: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"
DARTH VADER: "No! I am your father!"
LUKE: "No, it's not true! It's impossible."
DARTH VADER: "Search your feelings; you know it to be true."
LUKE: "NO!"
DARTH VADER: "Yes, it is true and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?" LUKE: "Threepio?"
DARTH VADER: "Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was seven years old."
LUKE: "No."
DARTH VADER: "Yes, Seven years old. And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp."
LUKE: "I destroyed your precious Death Star!"
DARTH VADER: "When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!"
LUKE: "Well, it's not my fault."
DARTH VADER: "Oh, here we go. 'Poor me, my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith... waahhh wahhh!'"
LUKE: "Shut up."
DARTH VADER: "You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!"
LUKE: "I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!"
DARTH VADER: "Oh, for the love of the Emperor, 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open. Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer, right here baby!"
Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it.
DARTH VADER: "I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine."
Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft. Darth Vader looks after him.
DARTH VADER: "And get a haircut!"
LOL!!!
infuriated
Micheal BuBBle rocks! haha
stayed over at my cousin's house for 2 nights. the 1st night was very fun! went lanning, and had dinner at Jack's Place. i ordered a steak and chicken combo. the steak was very nice! loved it =D
went to Precious Memories to fetch another cousin. she has a holiday job. and treated us to ice-cream! nice! wnt back after the ice-cream. played a little bit of the computer. talked on the phone till abt 2am abt some random stuff. i just love being random! and ate some chocolate. lol.
the 2nd day was quite uneventful lar. went to the market with uncle and auntie in the morning to buy groceries. got some chips to share with my cousin at night when we are watching the match between Manchester United and Charlton Athletic. Man U won! 3-1. the 1st match of the post Roy Keane era. what a pity Man U let him go. i feel he's a really inspirational player... but.. sigh. and my cousin devoured my box of chocolate without asking. screw him.... i made him pay. he suffered heavy reprisals, for both cbw and myself! =D
absence makes the heart grow fonder
he's gone!
wo0t! my cousin's finally gone home. not that i dislike him. he's a really fun fella and he's one of my favourite cousins! :D but u jus can't blog or play any other game but runescape in his presence. haha, runescape! lol >.<
well, today was not that good a day for me. sigh. couldn't use the internet without any interference! had to facilitate him by lending him my Gameboy Advance, which he ran my batteries dry. sob... nothing to play on the MRT tomorrow. =(
oh, and i haf lost the details of my drama camp. stuff like date, time, location, etc. really looking forward to it though! ;)
and there's NCC training tomorrow. sighs. find training a big waste of my precious 4 hours! grrr. when i can be doing better things like sleeping! aaaah.... =D
practised violin for the whole of today, at intervals of course. have to improve on my Christmas Carols. they're really nice to play! =D love all the rehearsals now. every one of them are very fruitful and productive! yay!
also, i think i'd better clear up my room tomorrow. everything's now an amorphous pile of junk. better organise everything by tomorrow. before my mum starts nagging. haha. losing too many of my belongings thanks to the messy state of my room =p
well, time to go to bed. really sleepy..... and i've training tomorrow. damn. another toturous 4 hours.
byebye
sad day
i feel damn annoyed now. so will keep this short.
my cousin came to slp over. and cbw, he's tt ultra-annoying one who kept spouting vulgarities at you over the phone, his name is Huihan.
now, he's trying to irk me further by disconnecting my internet connection. now, u guys shld noe why i keep getting signed off from msn. sigh...
maybe will blog again tonite when he goes home tonight. yipee!!!
byebye
nothing interesting
went back to school for NCC training. boring. wonder when i can transfer over to RISE. pleaaaaasssseeeee...... i really need ta see C. (lol) NCC training was completely boring.... humourless.... 1 word to sum it all up. STUPID!!! first we had PT. it was manageable. But a few of our platoon mates had to drop out cos' they had too heavy a breakfast and felt like throwing up. then we did cheers, followed by war games. oh, war games. help. the Part 'C's were playing so rough! i fell at least 6 times. aiyah..... but we had our "revenge" during drills... we completely thrashed them!!! bwahahahahaha!!! lol.
the rest of the day was boring also lar. played com. then played gameboy. read a little bit. (a LITTLE)
now, also dunno what to do. sian..... school days seem so hectic and tedious. but i think i haf really gotten used to that jet-set lifestyle. itching for more action. do i actually miss school? >.< if i really do, i guess it's a good thing, eh?
oh. jus remembered. i haf to return to school to get my PDR. and to get my set of books back from Vince. found out that he had been keeping it for me. thanks!!! =)
ok. time for more "xiao tou ba ba" and "da tou er zi" highly amusing and interesting read indeed. yea! very interesting.... xD
byebye
Happiness
i am exuberant, jubliant, exhilarated, happy, wadeva! haha!
i watched the epic encounter between Manchester United and Chelsea at 12am this morning. Man Utd proved all the punters wrong by inflicting Chelsea's first defeat in 41 League games, wonderful!!! wo0t!
watched the match with my father. we had a small wager, with the stake being lunch today. you should have seen his facial expressions as the match was about to come to a close. (with Manchester United leading of course) his facial muscles were taut and his eyes were glued to the screen. haha. but Man Utd managed to maintain their lead to the final whistle. thanks to some steely and stoical defending. aaah. had a really filling Pizza Hut lunch. haha!
but i'm kinda infuriated by Mourinho's lofty attitude. he has just lost a match against a really great side. (i'm being objective here, all rite...) In fact, i think Man Utd's a side that could really thwart Chelsea's ambitions of clinching the Premiership title again. Man Utd is really a serious contender of Chelsea's in the title race, ok? Dun Play Play! (i'm being objective, eh??? :P) and Man Utd, the team which is supposedly falling apart, facing relegation(jkjk), in crisis, impotent.... actually BEAT them!!! so, why can't Mourinho accept the defeat graciously? yet he can still dismiss Man Utd's title hopes and say that "they are not good enough to be champions"? why can't the Special One be less egoistic, and say"yes, Manchester United is a great side... they managed to beat us. and they deserve to win the title. they're gonna win the Champions League as well." (i'm such a partial football analyst!!!) haha.
neway, the Man Utd squad last night really touched me, with their fighting spirit and that high-level commitment. how many teams in the world can produce a win against a world-class squad like Chelsea if they do not possess the mentioned qualities. especially alan smith. despite the scathing remarks skipper Roy Keane made abt him, like the one saying that he looks lost in midfield >.< he still exhibited utmost fighting spirit and played with gusto. so he managed to produce a few magnificent slides that helped Manchester United grab all 3 points from this exciting encounter. yay!!!
btw, i jus counted all the hong bao money for my birthday. received quite a neat sum! (shan't reveal the amount though :) but my mum only permits me to spend 50 bucks, the rest has to go into my bank account. out of the 50 bucks, i have already spent abt 30 bucks on a new soccer ball. really worth it though. the air cushion is great. I'm Loving It!!! i received 2 new books for my birthday as well. both by Dan Brown. 'Angels and Demons' as well as 'The Da Vinci Code'. so far, i have read abt 100 pages of 'Angels and Demons'. albeit i haf read onli abt 100 pages. it has been a really interesting read so far. i'm really enjoying every moment of it. hope to finish it by next week. then i can start on The Da Vinci Code. yippeeee! i love all my presents! thnks to all those who have given me presents, and those who have wished me :)
Manchester United rocks!!!
Farewell
sorry for not blogging in ages. stayed over at my cousin's house for quite a few nights ;)
ahem, cBw? (u get what i mean, don't you)
well, the Sec 4 Graduation Ceremony was held on Friday, 4th of November. our seniors went up on stage to receive a vinyl plastic Graduation Folder, cool... 3 very short years later, it will be our turn. the graduating class of Year 2008!
quite a number of sec 4s this year have really touched my hearts... in one way or another. my first year in this aberrant environment, could have been so much, erm, worse?(dunno what to use lar) without your heartfelt support. Thanks to all my PSLs(Xue Yang, Desmond, Gerald, Azrin, Chang Xun and Jeremy), for helping me merge into the Rafflesian Family. and the sec 4 Hullett House Exco. Hullett ROCKS!!!
so, thanks to all the sec 4s who haf influenced my first year in RI. u guys really rock!
good luck and take care. :)