Monday, November 21, 2005
haha
Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava Fangirls shriek and run away Obi-Wan said that he once loved ya Don't you think he might be gay?
Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava Obi flies to higher ground Features messed up more by Java Anakin is asthma-bound.
Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava Cannibals smack their lips in joy 'Cause he's roasted, good to eat, ya? What a funny little boy.
Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava Now he's known as Vader dude He is evil, muahahaha Vader's got real attitude.
Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava Padme asks if he's okay Tiny twins don't know their papa Star Wars 3 came out in May.
Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava And this poem doesn't make sense It doesn't make much dollars eitha And the rhyming's kind of dead.
>.< tt's all for today....
Find more amusing Star Wars parody poetry on http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2407091/1/ There's 'Anakin Skywalker Burnt By Lava' and 'Revenge of the Sonneteer' (a take on Yoda's warped speech pattern). Plus the author has more Hitchhiker's Guide stuff, and more versions of the Llama Song (Harry Potter, Matrix, H2G2, etc.) Very funny. Check out.