Saturday, April 29, 2006
lame jokes
ok due to "popular demand"...
1. a million years aog. the earth was flat. what did the scientists use to make it round.
...money. cos money makes the world go round hawhawhaw...
2. Hohoho is a man. who is his wife?
Christmas... cos Hohoho, *Marry* Christmas... heh Hohohohohohoho! loolll...
3. why did the man walk across the street...
cos he couldn't fly? lol?
4. a man drop down from the 30th storey.. get knocked by a car. why didn't he die?
cos he damn lucky... hawhawhawhaw....
5. where did Frankenstein die in the toilet?
cos he died of fright when he looked in the mirror...
6. which composer makes us wait the most?
Beethoven. cos his music goes "deng deng deng deng *wait*" heh
ok this joke is strictly NC16 arrr....
7. why din the army come back in their uniform after a war?
...cos they came back in Triumph! xp i warned u...
haha hope this can provide some bit of entertainemnt before the cts... and good luck for cts, ppl! =D